The New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"We feel they make a stronger statement than the usual campaign lawn signs." 

Here's the leftovers...

We dress them up every Halloween.

Better here than Mount Rushmore.

Here's this week's nominees...

"I just don't care that much about Medicare anymore."
Submitted by David S. Goodman, Cleveland Heights, Ohio

"He's pro-afterlife."
Submitted by Robert Huffman, Stafford, Va.

"I hear he forged his death certificate."
Submitted by Tom Pierce, Louisville, Ky.

I entered...

"I thought they were all down there."