This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Since your last visit it looks like you've lost 21 grams."

Here are the leftovers...

Looks like your cholesterol is no longer a problem.

Here are this week's nominees...

"You can tell the judge why you were doing CX in an XXV."
Submitted by Brian Magaña,

Bainbridge Island, Wash.

"No, really. Your chariot awaits."
Submitted by Anne Bruns,

 Manassas, Va.

"I am Spartacab."

Submitted by Alan Farkas, 

Los Angeles, Calif.

I entered... 

"Look, if you left the bar with me you clearly shouldn't be driving."