New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Want to get lunch with the wastebasket guy?"

 

Leftovers...

Play your cards right and you could end up with my job.

At least we're not holding the toilet paper anymore.

This Week's Nominations...

"As long as it has four wheels, two headlights, and one steering wheel, we're happy."
Submitted by Pavel Cupal,

Hastings-on-Hudson, N.Y.

"It's a toy!"
Submitted by Gale Davis,

Pasadena, Calif.

"Mazda tov!"
Submitted by Aziz El-Tahch, 

New York, N.Y.

I entered...

"But wait, I think I saw a college fund in there too!"