"I still don't think global warming is real."
Let's just call it a tie.
At least we beat the tourist season.
This Week's Nominees...
Submitted by David Kempler,
"Now I'm getting a signal."
Submitted by Heather Rose Dominic,
New York, N.Y.
"Bad news: you've got four blocks to live."
Submitted by Ed Geis,
"Okay, let's move on to the prostate exam."