This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Something, something, something, Obama Care, something, something."

Here's the leftovers...

It's only temporary until a room opens up in the hospital.

He looks so spiteful.






This week's nominees...

"I smell a horse."
Submitted by Tom Werts, 
New York, N.Y.

"I hope Harry don't crack. The cops are riding him pretty hard."
Submitted by J. Michael Douglas, 
Houston, Texas

"Because PETA said we can't whack him."
Submitted by Lee Neville, 
Niagara Falls, N.Y.

I entered...
"This is a job for Jimmy Two Thumbs, Pauly Sideburns, and Tommy Horse Cop."

This Week's New Yorker

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"No more Sweeney Todd soundtrack for you."

Here are the leftovers...

Online barber school huh Chuck?

He said a "LITTLE" off the top.
Well, he asked for a flat top.

This week's nominations...

"You don't say!"

Submitted by Jon Frye, 

Evanston, Ill.

"Stop me if you've heard this one.

"Submitted by William Rodarmor, 

Berkeley, Calif.

"You're cut out for this job.

"Submitted by Nael Alami, 

Memphis, Tenn.

I entered...

"Anyone ever tell you you look like the Marlboro man?"

This Week's New Yorker

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

 "This is a job for Jimmy Two Thumbs, Pauly Sideburns, and Tommy Horse Cop."

The leftovers

Gentlemen there is a rat among us. 

Gentlemen something stinks in this room.

This week's nominees...

"Last internship I was a coatrack."
Submitted by Dwight Vesty, 

Rochester, N.Y.

"Your mornings can't be any worse than my afternoons."
Submitted by Tim O'Connell, 

Henderson, Nev.

"Roger, everything reminds you of sex."
Submitted by Jerry Schulman, 

Western Springs, Ill.

I entered...

"Want to get lunch with the wastebasket guy?"

 

New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Anyone ever tell you you look like the Marlboro man?"

Here are the leftovers...

Pour me a stiff one.

Thanks for keeping the bar open.

But enough about me...

No? Okay, then I'll drive myself home.

If you had a bottom half I'd take you home.

This Week's Nominees...

"This is why I hate cross-country skiing."
Submitted by Jesse Martin, 

Chula Vista, Calif.

"Worst Groupon ever!"
Submitted by Scott Middleton, 

Washington, D.C.

"I'm starting to hate your bucket list."
Submitted by Mark Huebner, 

Toronto, Ont.

I entered...

"I still don't think global warming is real."

New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Want to get lunch with the wastebasket guy?"

 

Leftovers...

Play your cards right and you could end up with my job.

At least we're not holding the toilet paper anymore.

This Week's Nominations...

"As long as it has four wheels, two headlights, and one steering wheel, we're happy."
Submitted by Pavel Cupal,

Hastings-on-Hudson, N.Y.

"It's a toy!"
Submitted by Gale Davis,

Pasadena, Calif.

"Mazda tov!"
Submitted by Aziz El-Tahch, 

New York, N.Y.

I entered...

"But wait, I think I saw a college fund in there too!"