This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks The New York Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

 "Just admit you need glasses!"

Here's the leftovers...

 Sometimes I think you want me to find your journal.



Here's this week's nominees...

 

"As an icebreaker, let's all share one interesting thing about ourselves. I'll start."
Submitted by Bob Low
Lakewood Ranch, Fla.

  

"To illustrate how couples come to look alike, this is my wife."
Submitted by Bob Howard
Eugene, Ore. 

“Please hold your applause—there are eighteen more minutes of this.”
Submitted by Gabriel Gomes
Las Vegas, Nev.

I entered..

"Skip this one."