This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks The New York Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"My last appointment fell off, I mean through."

Here are the leftovers...

Would you mind whipping your feet?

Here are this week's nominees...

“You promised me you would stop after you lost your arm from that paper cut!”
Submitted by Andrew Lane
Natick, Mass.

“You realize a seven-foot diary is fair game.”
Submitted by Jim McClellan
Greenbrae, Calif.

“I'm surprised you can ghostwrite for him. I've only heard him say, ‘Fee fi fo fum.’ "
Submitted by Joy Hanek
Vacaville, Calif.

I entered...

"Just admit you need glasses!"