This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks The New York Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"My last appointment fell off, I mean through."

Here are the leftovers...

Would you mind whipping your feet?

Here are this week's nominees...

“You promised me you would stop after you lost your arm from that paper cut!”
Submitted by Andrew Lane
Natick, Mass.

“You realize a seven-foot diary is fair game.”
Submitted by Jim McClellan
Greenbrae, Calif.

“I'm surprised you can ghostwrite for him. I've only heard him say, ‘Fee fi fo fum.’ "
Submitted by Joy Hanek
Vacaville, Calif.

I entered...

"Just admit you need glasses!"

The New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Give me a break, I'm over 70 years-old."

Here are the leftovers...

It's cold out there.

I'm not good with directions.

I like the peanuts. 

Well, this is my stop.

No, I'm not an Air Marshall!

Here's this week's nominees...

"Yes, I asked very politely. But he still says the rest room in there is for employees only."
Submitted by Michael Skocpol
Washington, D.C.

“I feel we should rethink our immigration policy.”
Submitted by Mike Hagerty
North Hollywood, Calif.

“Ask again if anyone turned in a phone.”
Submitted by John David Burke
Park Ridge, Ill.

I entered...

"One more day and I'm eating the tollbooth guy. " 

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks The New York Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

 "Just admit you need glasses!"

Here's the leftovers...

 Sometimes I think you want me to find your journal.



Here's this week's nominees...

 

"As an icebreaker, let's all share one interesting thing about ourselves. I'll start."
Submitted by Bob Low
Lakewood Ranch, Fla.

  

"To illustrate how couples come to look alike, this is my wife."
Submitted by Bob Howard
Eugene, Ore. 

“Please hold your applause—there are eighteen more minutes of this.”
Submitted by Gabriel Gomes
Las Vegas, Nev.

I entered..

"Skip this one."