This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"They're in her purse next to my head."



Here are the leftovers...

I think my wives cheating on me with another guy.

Better than being single.

Looks like somebody got lucky last night.





This week's nominees...



“I keep forming inappropriate attachments.”
Submitted by Stan Kantrowitz
Los Angeles, Calif.

“Just how revealing are ink blots?”
Submitted by Kathleen Hurwitz
Murrieta, Calif.

“You’re right. Maybe sometimes a sea cucumber is just a sea cucumber.”
Submitted by Julian Hirst
New York, N.Y.

I entered...

"I'm sure you hear this all the time."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I think the chlorine levels are off again."






Here's the leftovers...


We need a pool toy that doesn't scare the kids.

The sun is the second cause of pool related death.


Here's this week's nominees...



"Botox."
Submitted by Steven Frucht
New York, N.Y.

"Looks like a culture of denial."
Submitted by Terence Krista
Richmond, Calif.

"Believe me, it's what's under the ground that's most interesting."
Submitted by Webb Harris
Winter Springs, Fla.

I entered...
Welcome to "Stoned-henge".

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"I'm sure you hear this all the time."






Here are the leftovers...


I'm boring you aren't I?

I just don't feel like myself today.

I was never comfortable in my own skin, so this is way better.






Here are the Nominees...




“The goatee looked dumb on its own.”
Submitted by Erik Doughty
Colts Neck, N.J.

“Oddly enough, it's the Capri pants that I hear about the most."
Submitted by Andrew Tripp
Raleigh, N.C.

“Let's just say I thought I had one wish left.”
Submitted by Kathy Mathews
Frankfort, Ill.

I entered...

"The tech guy said our department needed more ram."

This week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


Welcome to "Stoned-henge".








Here's this week's nominees...




“If he can dust with it, I might be impressed.”
Submitted by Terri Lewis
Denver, Colo.

"Evolution can be so tacky."
Submitted by Topf Wells
Madison, Wis.

"He's had work."
Submitted by Brendan Powers
Ithaca, N.Y.

I entered...

"Those are fake."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"The tech guy said our department needed more ram."







This week's nominees...



“On a clear day, I can get Santa Fe on the antenna.”
Submitted by Michael Murray
Toronto, Ont.

"At the next canyon, I'll show you why."
Submitted by David Hagemeier
Arden Hills, Minn.

“Nope, it's not a new haircut. Try again.”
Submitted by Alec Anderson
Ann Arbor, Mich.

I entered...
"I'm going deep under cover."