This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"They're in her purse next to my head."



Here are the leftovers...

I think my wives cheating on me with another guy.

Better than being single.

Looks like somebody got lucky last night.





This week's nominees...



“I keep forming inappropriate attachments.”
Submitted by Stan Kantrowitz
Los Angeles, Calif.

“Just how revealing are ink blots?”
Submitted by Kathleen Hurwitz
Murrieta, Calif.

“You’re right. Maybe sometimes a sea cucumber is just a sea cucumber.”
Submitted by Julian Hirst
New York, N.Y.

I entered...

"I'm sure you hear this all the time."