This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Please spare my boobs, I mean life!"




Here are the leftovers...

Oh I get it, you're only interested in my car.








Here are this week's nominees...



"Maybe you can talk him down."
Submitted by Brandon Bart
Brooklyn, N.Y.

"Can I get you a cup of coffee and a pair of stilts?"
Submitted by Claire Stern
Newton, Mass.

"He's at the top now, but he still likes to claw his way there every morning."
Submitted by Ken Alexander
Culver City, Calif.

I entered...
"Word of advice, don't mention his enormous shins."

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"These are extinct now."




Here are the leftovers...

It was "Friendly Fire", but what the heck.

You'd be amazed what a handgun can stop now days.

Can you believe the steroids deer are on these days?



Here are this week's nominees...






"Performance art eludes me."
Submitted by Rita Rancken
Austin, Texas

"I've changed my mind, Frank. The pool should be over there."
Submitted by Jonathon J. Pepper
New York, N.Y.

"One more, and we are officially lunatics."
Submitted by Jeff D'Onofrio
Wilton, Conn.

I entered...

"On second thought let's put the pool by the tree."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Word of advice, don't mention his enormous shins."





Here are the leftovers...


Make yourself uncomfortable.


Here are this week's nominees...







"We never should have sold those air rights, Ed."
Submitted by Jim Kenney
Glendale, N.Y.

"Oh, look. The Nelsons have their own gravity now."
Submitted by James Hawes
Huntington Beach, Calif.

"Looks like they're ready to be flipped, Bob."
Submitted by Dylan White
Toronto, Ont.


I entered...

"So that's what life would've been like if I'd gotten that perm."

Sexy Dan Scanlon

For my birthday Michele got me this great painting by story artist Josh Cooley . It's based on a very disturbing Halloween costume idea Michele had. She was tired of every girl dressing up as a "Sexy Nurse", "Sexy School Girl" and "Sexy Big Bird" that she decided next year she wants to dress up as a "Sexy" version of me.

I wear pretty much the same type of clothes every day: baseball cap, plaid western shirt,brown corduroy pants, and black tennis shoes.

So behold the Freudian nightmare that is, this years run away Halloween costume, "Sexy Dan Scanlon".




Josh has a series of "girlie" playing cards done in this same style available by clicking here.