This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Word of advice, don't mention his enormous shins."





Here are the leftovers...


Make yourself uncomfortable.


Here are this week's nominees...







"We never should have sold those air rights, Ed."
Submitted by Jim Kenney
Glendale, N.Y.

"Oh, look. The Nelsons have their own gravity now."
Submitted by James Hawes
Huntington Beach, Calif.

"Looks like they're ready to be flipped, Bob."
Submitted by Dylan White
Toronto, Ont.


I entered...

"So that's what life would've been like if I'd gotten that perm."