This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"How long have I been asleep up here?"







Here's the leftovers...

Call everyone in, Tonya Harding is on the ice!






Here's this week's nominees...



"The boss is a security nut."
Submitted by Walter Beam
Chester, Va.

"I think we've been downsized."
Submitted by Mindy Utay
New York, N.Y.

"Corporate is working on a key.”
Submitted by Robbie Mantel
Philadelphia, Pa.

I entered...

"We can go in now the giant sock is gone."

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Table two found a fly in their coupe."






Here are the leftovers...


Table nine said their food is too greasy.

Come on guys, we need that pizza delivered now!

You’re going to have to work harder than that to win “American’s Top Car Engineer Who likes to Dress like a Chef!”





Here are this week's nominees...




"Now don't you wish you hadn't done so many helium shots?"
Submitted by Edward Wierenga
Rochester, N.Y.

"You're such a light sleeper."
Submitted by Stephen Domesick
Lake Worth, Fla.

"You need to cut your toenails."
Submitted by Sean Farrell
Los Angeles, Calif.


I entered...
"Okay, so my feet are a little cold."

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"We can go in now the giant sock is gone."






Here are the leftovers...


Darn, I left my keys in my airplane hanger.

The former owners were exhibitionist.

We’re being downsized.

It’s impossible to get in the door at this company.







Here's this weeks nominees...




“I couldn't find the three-hole punch.”
Submitted by Brian Wherrett
Ottawa, Ont.

“Ring toss at noon?”
Submitted by Myles Hollander
Tallahassee, Fla.

“Your three-o'clock hallucination is here.”
Submitted by Daniel Clarke
Sechelt, B.C.

I entered...

"Your 2:30 daydream is here."

(I was just a half-hour off of being nominated!)

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Okay, so my feet are a little cold."






Here are the leftovers...

Did you have another nocturnal ignition?

Fine, I'll cut my toenails.

Am I keeping you up.

Can't go to sleep?








Here are this week's nominees...




"Hey, move, you're blocking out the sun."
Submitted by Gordon Martz
Fayetteville, Ark.

"Psst. You want to buy an alligator?"
Submitted by John Curran
Fairfield, Conn.

"Get a big stick with a giant wad of gum and get me out of here."
Submitted by Robert Malina
Los Angeles, Calif.

I entered...

"You think you're better than me just cause you're not in the sewer?"

This Week's Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Your 2:30 daydream is here."







Here's this weeks nominees...




"Can I interest you in opening an offshore account?"
Submitted by Michael Demma
Valencia, Calif.

"Have you considered burying your treasure?"
Submitted by Sam Mowe
Brooklyn, N.Y.

"It's in keeping with our new transparency policy."
Submitted by Roxanne Mayweather
Los Angeles, Calif.

I entered...

"Welcome to Mutiny of Omaha."