Sexy Sumo

Michele made her first short film a few weeks ago while I was out of town. I had no idea she was doing this other than she borrowed my camera and asked me how to use the editing program.

I have to say, I fall a little more in love every time I watch this...


Make sure to cast your vote after the film!

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This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



“They don’t taste very good, but they make a stunning garnish.”


Here's the leftovers...


They make a great main chorus.

Please don’t tap on the glass.

They’re pretty good, but they have a slightly cheesy aftertaste.

Just make sure to cut off their little shoes before you eat them.

I can’t give you an exact 2 pounds because none of them will tell me their actual weight.

I would choose the one on your left, she's got that certain something.

I’ve eaten seven of these today, and now I feel sick.



Here are this weeks nominees...



"I can't say for sure, but I think the airline mixed up my luggage."
Submitted by Mark Ashton
Elmhurst, Ill.

"Remember the Alamo—now, that was a foreclosure!"
Submitted by David Blume
New York, N.Y.

"What makes you think I wouldn't be up for sushi?"
Submitted by Neal Svalstad
El Cajon, Calif.



I entered...

"Our dress code has been outsourced."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"It’s bring your dinner to work day."







Here's the leftovers...


I have low blood sugar so I have to keep food with me at all times.

Can’t wait to take this home and carve a scary face into it.

Of coarse I’m not a narc! Now say that again into the turkey.

The severance package isn’t quite what I’d hoped.






This weeks nominees...




"Apparently, even the Fantastic Four can feel the pinch of the recession."
Submitted by Marlene Goodman
Wheeling, Ill.

"Please try not to stare at his disproportionately short right arm."
Submitted by Chas Kikel
Cleveland Heights, Ohio

"The first course has been described as a taste explosion."
Submitted by Chuck Skeens
Albuquerque, N.M.

I entered...

"The head chef use to be in the NBA."

Bug Zapper!

Check out this short by my friends Josh Cooley and Doug Cox called "Bug Zapper". Josh was left on my door step in early 2003, I raised him alone on my own breast milk and home made risotto. I'm very proud/jealous of the short film he and Doug made together.

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"Our dress code has been outsourced."






Here are the left overs...


Just 355 more days til Halloween!

Aren’t you going to ask me about my trip to Mexico?

This was an expensive Halloween costume, I’m gonna get my money’s worth.

Howdy law partner!


Here's this week's nominees....



"As a weasel, I need your vote."
Submitted by Mike Millner
Chapel Hill, N.C.

"Read my lips—no new taxidermy."
Submitted by Eric Kneedler
Bethesda, Md.

"O.K., who pooped on the lectern?"
Submitted by Michael Morris
New Haven, Conn.


I entered...

"It is with great sadness that I offer my concession to the incumbent ruler of the forest, Rollo the Bear King."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"The head chef use to be in the NBA."





Here are the leftover ideas...



The chef was placed under kitchen arrest

This restaurant uses the latest in Nuclear energy to prepare their food.

Is my cologne too strong?

The food is Asian fusion and the atmosphere is Surrealist.




Here are this weeks nominees...




"It feels good to get out of the museum for a night."
Submitted by Frank Campanella
New York, N.Y.

"No, no—you're the archeologist this time!"
Submitted by Eric Reid
Natick, Mass.

"This should keep Emily from running to our bed every time she has a bad dream."
Submitted by Sami Haque
Carol Stream, Ill.

I entered...


"I just can’t sleep comfortably ever since we were raided."