“They don’t taste very good, but they make a stunning garnish.”
Here's the leftovers...
They make a great main chorus.
Please don’t tap on the glass.
They’re pretty good, but they have a slightly cheesy aftertaste.
Just make sure to cut off their little shoes before you eat them.
I can’t give you an exact 2 pounds because none of them will tell me their actual weight.
I would choose the one on your left, she's got that certain something.
I’ve eaten seven of these today, and now I feel sick.
Here are this weeks nominees...
"I can't say for sure, but I think the airline mixed up my luggage."
Submitted by Mark Ashton
Elmhurst, Ill.
"Remember the Alamo—now, that was a foreclosure!"
Submitted by David Blume
New York, N.Y.
"What makes you think I wouldn't be up for sushi?"
Submitted by Neal Svalstad
El Cajon, Calif.
I entered...
"Our dress code has been outsourced."
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