New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"For dessert we'll be having the upper half."

Leftovers...

Don't worry, that smell is the cheese.

That concludes tonights dinner theater mystery.

Now you all have a little piece of him inside you.

My condolences to the chef. 

Nominees...

"Backstabbing was already prevalent—we just added a twist."

Submitted by Ron Scheff, 

New York, N.Y.

"Be careful not to overwind—it can cost us overtime."

Submitted by Robert Clark, 

Crystal River, Fla.

"And Bob, here, came to us from a jewelry box."

Submitted by Mary Lorenz, 

Chicago, Ill.

I entered...

"They’re diligent but all they do is email each other cat videos."