This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Okay, let's move on to the prostate exam."

Here are the leftovers...

 Let's head in here and get a live stool.

 Just 23 more hours of this.

Can I interest you in life insurance?














This week's nominees...


"Crazy people have sat in yours."
Submitted by Jana McClain,
Carnation, Wash.

"Well, I have to go—my ride is here."
Submitted by Luam Melake,
New York, N.Y. 

"Are there two guys with a couch following me or am I imagining it?"
Submitted by Mary Ann Fitze,
Long Beach, Calif.

I entered...
"Seems we have more work to do on my Kleptomania."