The New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Mom says she has something important to tell me when we get home."

Here are the leftovers...

This is gonna freak out that fox.

Here are this week's nominees...

"I have to warn you, I don't exactly have a bladder of steel."
Submitted by Laurie Graham
Springfield, Va.

"I'm always amazed these things actually fly."
Submitted by Ralph Schwartz
Bellingham, Wash.

"I feel like we've gotten a little soft, Lex."
Submitted by Todd Rosenberg
Brooklyn, N.Y.

I entered...

"Give me a break, I'm over 70 years-old."