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"Have you considered a dimmer switch?"
Here are the leftovers...
This should help you turn your brain off before bed.
Be sure to have it in the off position before watching television.
I would avoid surgery and recommend a large novelty hat.
Here's this week's nominees...
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"O.K., we learned a lot this game, including you can't rush a soufflé."
Submitted by Jay Solomon
New York, N.Y.
"First base wants to know if you have anything gluten-free."
Submitted by Michael Hicks
New Orleans, La.
"I trust you know what to do when you get to the plate."
Submitted by Phil Rosenthal
Chicago, Ill.
I entered...
"The idea behind new uniforms was that we'd all wear the SAME new uniforms."
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