This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"How do I know you're not a cop?"









Here's the leftovers...

You must be a professional surfer.

It's either accounting or Surfing Dave, you can't do both.

I swear I made the last payment on that board!

Can I interest you in some Life Guard Insurance?



Here's this week's nominees...




"That's it. I'm returning those narciscissors today!"
Submitted by Ryan Carroll
Chicago, Ill.

"Keep going—it's starting to turn me on."
Submitted by Michael O’Hara
Malibu, Calif.

"I wish you’d go back to doing self-portraits."
Submitted by Jerry Sobol
New York, N.Y.

I entered...

"I said the garden needs more "Narcissus"."