New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Turn your head and bark."

Leftovers...

I'm gonna give you a recommendation for a psychiatrist.




This Week's Nominees...

"I wish they would just go back to tapping our phone lines."
Submitted by Terry Stoll, 

Ulen, Minn.

"Don't worry, we have this room booked until four."
Submitted by Ryan Lee Wong, 

Brooklyn, N.Y.

"Relax. It's just a triptych."
Submitted by David Pausch, 

Madison, Wis.

I entered...

"Serving as proxy for Mr. Peterson is Gorgon Destroyer of Planets."

New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Can't you read the street sign?"

Leftovers...

Not that hard to figure out how fast you were going?

If you've haven't been drinking this should make perfect sense to you. 

Nominees...

"Watch your step—I think this street is paved with good intentions."
Submitted by Justin C. Voog, 

La Jolla, Calif.

"I liked it better when the big banks just charged late fees."
Submitted by James Borghesani, 

Duxbury, Mass.

"I see Wall Street is hiring again."
Submitted by Michael Appleton, 

Toronto, Ont.

I entered...

"All the cool nightclubs don't have signs."

New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Serving as proxy for Mr. Peterson is Gorgon Destroyer of Planets."

Leftovers...

This is Rick from our Tokyo office.

Wrap it up Gail other people want to use this room. 

Nominees....

"Is the funny voice really worth all this trouble?"
Submitted by Matt Anderson, 

Philadelphia, Pa.

"It's quite common, Senator. Most politicians are filled with hot air."
Submitted by Lynn Tudor, 

New York, N.Y.

"Please, Mr. Blaine. I do have other patients to attend to."
Submitted by Pablo Goldstein, 

Los Angeles, Calif.

I entered...

"Don't worry, it's a common side effect of being dead."