"Can't you read the street sign?"
Not that hard to figure out how fast you were going?
If you've haven't been drinking this should make perfect sense to you.
"Watch your step—I think this street is paved with good intentions."
Submitted by Justin C. Voog,
La Jolla, Calif.
"I liked it better when the big banks just charged late fees."
Submitted by James Borghesani,
"I see Wall Street is hiring again."
Submitted by Michael Appleton,
"All the cool nightclubs don't have signs."