This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"I still don't think global warming is real."

Leftovers...

Let's just call it a tie.

At least we beat the tourist season.






This Week's Nominees...

"I am from Doctors Without Offices."
Submitted by David Kempler,
Plainview, N.Y. 

"Now I'm getting a signal."
Submitted by Heather Rose Dominic,
New York, N.Y.

"Bad news: you've got four blocks to live."
Submitted by Ed Geis,
Portland, Ore.

I entered...

"Okay, let's move on to the prostate exam."

New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"But wait, I think I saw a college fund in there too!"

This week's nominees...

"What happened to your goldfish?"

Submitted by Mark Scheier,

Acton, Mass.

"It looks like Ted is out of gumballs. Meeting adjourned."
Submitted by Mark Hoehner,

Kensington, Calif.

"I miss you, too, Aunt Maude, but we were hoping to speak with Mr. Jobs."
Submitted by Brian Throckmorton,

Lexington, Ky.

I entered...

"If you don't have an idea could you please turn that off?"

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Okay, let's move on to the prostate exam."

Here are the leftovers...

 Let's head in here and get a live stool.

 Just 23 more hours of this.

Can I interest you in life insurance?














This week's nominees...


"Crazy people have sat in yours."
Submitted by Jana McClain,
Carnation, Wash.

"Well, I have to go—my ride is here."
Submitted by Luam Melake,
New York, N.Y. 

"Are there two guys with a couch following me or am I imagining it?"
Submitted by Mary Ann Fitze,
Long Beach, Calif.

I entered...
"Seems we have more work to do on my Kleptomania."