New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"I don't care what holiday follows I still like Halloween."

Here are the leftovers...

They can't kill you if they think you're crazy.

I'm genetically engineered. 

This Week's Nominees...

"Can't you just ignore the polls on this one and go with your instinct?"
Submitted by Paul Olson,

Boston, Mass.

"Let's face it. One side of the bed consistently outperforms the other."
Submitted by Brian Alexander,

Brooklyn, N.Y.

"Sometimes I wish you would keep your performance targets to yourself."
Submitted by J. Ott,

Los Angeles, Calif.

I entered...

"And I thought kissing babies helped."

The New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"The good news is they'll definitely name this after you." 

Here are the leftovers...

I'm gonna keep you here until you pass the three magic beans.

Make that a seedless apple a day.

You just have to make it to fall.

I think we're going to have to induce blooming.


This week's nominations....

"The window cleaner brings a pastry."
Submitted by Debbie Bogenschutz,
Ludlow, Ky.

"Career-wise, my mistake was misunderstanding the term 'Wall Street guru.' "
Submitted by Ken Alexander,
Culver City, Calif.

"Meaning of Life is at the top. This is Meaning of Beatlers Lyrics."
Submitted by Ira Marlowe, Berkeley, Calif.

I entered...
 "Sorry, the line starts at the elevator."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"And I thought kissing babies helped."

Here are the leftovers...

And the poles are in!

Yeah, it doesn't look good. 

This Week's Nominees...

"Come on! Do you have any idea how long it took to get through the turnstiles?"

Submitted by Michael Briddon,

Cambridge, Mass.

"Sheep Meadow? No, we wanna see the 'Seinfeld' diner."

Submitted by Jon Bander,

Astoria, N.Y.

"For your information, I have a client who has a lot of trouble sleeping."

Submitted by Richard Lee,

 Santa Monica, Calif.

I entered...

"Can we bring food on the train?"

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Sorry, the line starts at the elevator."

Leftovers...

You smoke?





Here's this week's nominees...

"Your slogan should be 'Rest assured. My wife will do it.' "
Submitted by Pam Cleveland, 
Placentia, Calif.

"Your speechwriter wants to know if you prefer 'inexhaustible' or 'unrelenting.' "
Submitted by Kevin Dorse,
Ottawa, Ontario

"Your constituent called."
Submitted by Wally Hayman,
 Gladwyne, Pa.

I entered...
"You'd better leave my husband's coming home."