The New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Can we bring food on the train?"

Here's the leftovers...

You're all sheep!

Hey buddy, no bicycles in the front car!

This week's nominations...

"Quick, before Bloomberg bans it!"

Submitted by Rita Costanzo,

Staten Island, N.Y.

"When."

Submitted by Victoria Y. Rice,

New York, N.Y.

"Best decaf in town, Dolores."

Submitted by Krista Van Wart, 

Brooklyn, N.Y.

I entered...

"Nobody pours a cup of Four Loko like you Deb."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"You'd better leave my husband's coming home."

Here's the leftovers...


I'm not taking that to the grocery store.

Don't you even want to know what you're voting on today?

You could always start a band called "Walter Gruenby".

How about, "For sale on ebay"?


Here's this week's nominations...

"They keep watch on the offshore accounts."
Submitted by Michael Vorenberg, Barrington, R.I.

"They used to face left."
Submitted by Jeffrey Hutchins, Black Mountain, N.C.

"Fortunately, they only cover one per cent of the island."
Submitted by Tod Goldberg, Indio, Calif.

I entered...
"We feel they make a stronger statement than the usual campaign lawn signs." 

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Nobody pours a cup of Four Loko like you Deb."

Here's this week's nominees...

"I think my wife is having us tailed."
Submitted by Marianne L. Kelly

 Lancaster, Pa.

"I know I was having trouble finding it, but this is a little extreme."
Submitted by Gabriel Eiger

 North Bend, Wash.

"I'll take it from here, Marlowe."
Submitted by Bill Binger

Alta, Utah

I entered...

"I think your husband is having us followed."

The New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"We feel they make a stronger statement than the usual campaign lawn signs." 

Here's the leftovers...

We dress them up every Halloween.

Better here than Mount Rushmore.

Here's this week's nominees...

"I just don't care that much about Medicare anymore."
Submitted by David S. Goodman, Cleveland Heights, Ohio

"He's pro-afterlife."
Submitted by Robert Huffman, Stafford, Va.

"I hear he forged his death certificate."
Submitted by Tom Pierce, Louisville, Ky.

I entered...

"I thought they were all down there."