This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"One more day and I'm eating the tollbooth guy. " 

Here are the leftovers....


I hope they validate.  

This neighborhood's changed.

I hope that rescue boat has the right parking stickers.

I Finally feel safe.


Here are this week's nominees...

 "They're trying to attract a younger crowd."
Submitted by John W. Jones
Arlington, Va.

"Which sounds faster: 'clip-clop, clip-clop' or 'clippety-clop'?"
Submitted by Luke McNeill
Arlington, Mass.

"And they said my career was over after 'The Godfather.' "
Submitted by Brad Stratton
Franklin, Wis.

I entered...

"We now return to the new season of HBO's "Luck"."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks The New York Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Skip this one."

Here's the leftovers...

Did I intend to include this slide in the presentation? Let's go with yes.

Here's this week's nominees...

"And the worst part is this isn't my luggage."

Submitted by Kevin J. KilleenOld Bridge, N.J.

"Stop complaining. I can be used as a flotation device."

Submitted by David ZasloffValley Village, Calif.

"Help me get under the seat for takeoff."

Submitted by Gary CrockettChevy Chase, Md.

I entered...

"I'm trying to get under the seat in front of me!"

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"We now return to the new season of HBO's "Luck"."

Here's this week's nominees...

"He's the advertising executive. Let him come up with a caption."
Submitted by Bev Shortess
Spotsylvania, Va.

"Take the commission, hon, and you can paint full time."
Submitted by Tom Navratil
Bethesda, Md.

"What kind of Neanderthal uses vodka instead of gin?"
Submitted by Tim Paradis
New London, N.H

I entered...

"I thought his cave would be nicer."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks The New York Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"I'm trying to get under the seat in front of me!"

Here are the leftovers...

You've got to be prepared for anything.

I use to wear a fanny pack, but those look so dumb.

Here's this week's nominees...

“But, honey, I just ate.”
Submitted by Chris Gordon
Belfast, Maine

“When is it ever a good time to break up?”
Submitted by Jennifer Chapman
Elk Grove, Calif.

“Where am I going to get the four million shrimp for the ransom?”
Submitted by Les Michalak
Burlington, Ont.

I entered...

"Careful, you just ate!"