This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"I thought his cave would be nicer."

Here are the leftovers...

Would you mind asking your guest to remove his shoes?

That's how you use ALL of the buffalo. 

It's not you, it's him.

Here's this week's nominees...

"When they said, 'Take us to your leader,' I don't think they meant your mother's house."
Submitted by Sally Anne Groomes
Bethlehem, Pa.

"I don't care what planet they are from, they can pass on the left like everyone else."
Submitted by Justin Sather
Oswego, Ill.

"Which finger do I use for aliens?"
Submitted by Zachary Yanez
Houston, Texas

I entered...

"Whatever you do don't tell the spacemen we've been doing drugs."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks The New York Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Careful, you just ate!"

Here are the leftovers...

And you were worried about the undertow.

This weeks nominees...

“My sister’s coming over. You could at least throw on a slipcover.”


Submitted by Karen Parker


Troy, Mich.

“I’ve decided to redecorate.”


Submitted by Dina Berg

Lakewood Ranch, Fla.

“And to think I could have married an Eames chair!”


Submitted by Michael Jones

Evanston, Ill.

I entered...

"I should have married that riding mower.

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"Whatever you do don't tell the spacemen we've been doing drugs."

Here are the leftovers...

This guys up my ass.

Great another SUV UFO.









This week's nominees...






“This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes.”
Submitted by Curtis Williams
Los Angeles, Calif.

“They hated each other when they were alive.”
Submitted by Barry Friedman
Tulsa, Okla.

“We have some very promising new theories about why they became extinct.”
Submitted by William Peek
Locust Valley, N.Y.

I entered...

"We found these deep in the Catskills."

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I should have married that riding mower."






Here are the leftovers...


What happened to the love seat I married?

You can't even fold out into a bed anymore.






Here's this week's nominees...




"Worst fifty bucks I ever spent."
Submitted by Stefan Martula
Houston, Texas

“Trust me. They like experienced.”
Submitted by George McCarthy
Swarthmore, Pa.

“So much for a safe word.”
Submitted by Lane B. Fike
Philadelphia, Pa

I entered...

"They're in her purse next to my head."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"We found these deep in the Catskills."






Here are the leftovers...


I think they're "prehysterical"!

How do you know this is "wrong"?

Television killed the dinosaurs.

You have a better explanation for the giant hats we found?







Here are the nominees...




“Your tattoo escaped.”
Submitted by Mike Druhan
Mobile, Ala.

“Don’t look at me. I wanted a Portuguese water dog.”
Submitted by Elizabeth Cannon
Elmwood Park, Ill.

“Marco!”
Submitted by Michael Albertson
Sunnyside, N.Y.

I entered...

"I think the chlorine levels are off again."