Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.
"I should have married that riding mower."
Here are the leftovers...
What happened to the love seat I married?
You can't even fold out into a bed anymore.
Here's this week's nominees...
"Worst fifty bucks I ever spent."
Submitted by Stefan Martula
Houston, Texas
“Trust me. They like experienced.”
Submitted by George McCarthy
Swarthmore, Pa.
“So much for a safe word.”
Submitted by Lane B. Fike
Philadelphia, Pa
I entered...
"They're in her purse next to my head."
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