This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Have fun fishing."





Here are the leftovers...

I know you only go out there to drink.

Could you at least try telling them to turn down the music first?

Have fun at Murder Camp.

I saw the mouse behind the garage.

You shouldn't have let the lawn go for so long.





Here's this week's nominees...



"I'll be rapping my presentation."
Submitted by Brandon Lawniczak
Chicago, Ill.

"Prison made him reassess his priorities."
Submitted by Jeffrey Ainis
Monrovia, Calif.

"The acoustics were better in the old boardroom."
Submitted by Stephen Laczniak
Mequon, Wis.


I entered...

"You have to admit, he sings a good point."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


Anyone want cake?






Here are the leftovers...

Who says you can't build a better mouse trap?

Don't worry, it's not what you think, we use it to cut off heads.

Keeps the baby from going near the electrical outlets.











Here are this week's nominees...



"It seems a bit extreme, but it does keep the zombies away."
Submitted by Nathan Paxton
Washington, D.C.

"I dare anyone to say we missed a spot."
Submitted by Virginia Nailling
Austin, Texas

"Looks like they’re making cuts at the top."
Submitted by David Woodbridge
Lake Forest, Ill.

I entered...

"The enchanted mannequins return every morning at sunrise."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"You have to admit, he sings a good point."




Here are the leftovers...

He preforms for stock tips.


Here are this week's nominees...



"There is one more thing we could try."
Submitted by Rob Huffman
Fredericksburg, Va.

"Keep it up."
Submitted by Charlie Pearson
Fairfax, Calif.

"The procedure is completely reversible."
Submitted by Steve Attoe
Calgary, Alta.

I entered...
"Have you considered a dimmer switch?"

this week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"The enchanted mannequins return every morning at sunrise."






Here are the leftovers...

"Here come the suits" is what most people would say, but I'm way too funny a janitor to say that.

The people running this company have their heads up their asses.

Here come the emperors new executives.



Here's this weeks nominees...





"Maybe this explains why we never had children."
Submitted by Tyler Burnett
San Antonio, Texas

"You knew I was a columnist when you married me."
Submitted by Laurissa James
New York, N.Y.

"This game looked a lot easier in the store."
Submitted by Jeffrey Hutchins
Black Mountain, N.C.

I entered...

"Let's just spill something on the carpet and get it over with."