Sunday, February 07, 2010

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"I'm gonna close my eyes and whoever stole my gun can put it on my desk."







Here are the left overs...



Is this the best posse we could roundup?

I knew one day the four of you would come looking for me.

We don't have enough shot guns for everybody, so the baby's going to have to bring a knife.

You got a lot of nerve showing your adorable faces around here.








Here are this week's nominees...



“I’m going to give you something for your humanity.”
Submitted by Anthony Griffin
Riverside, Calif.

“There’s a cure—but it’s light-years away.”
Submitted by Cody Walker
Ann Arbor, Mich.

“You won't have to drive to this clinic. Just wait in your cornfield.”
Submitted by Mike Jewett
Ashland, Ore.


I entered...
"You should schedule an abduction at least once a year."

2 comments:

Chuck said...

My entry:
"All right men, now let's get out there and catch that varmint! Uh, no offense, Dave."

Caveat Production said...

I like that!

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