This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Once you’ve selected your fish, be sure to visit Vince on the lobster drums."









Here's some leftovers...



This was much more whimsical earlier in the week, when they were all still alive.

You think it’s bad for the fish, wait ‘til you hear the piano.

Hey everybody, how many rotting fish does it take to keep people from leaning on my piano?

Can you believe the stuff people throw out these days?



Here's this weeks nominees...




"And for you goats—thou shalt not marry a dragon or an ox."
Submitted by Jay Shuck
Minneapolis, Minn.

"And Commandments Eleven to Twenty are the same as One to Ten, just with tofu instead of meat."
Submitted by Douglas Cosby
Austin, Texas

"Read quickly. These are really heavy."
Submitted by Brad Wilson
Mill Creek, Wash.


I entered...

"Thou shall order take out."