This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Thou shall order take out."




Here's the leftovers...

I guess we shouldn’t have assumed God speaks English.

Behold the ten condiments.






Here are this weeks nominees






"So what makes you think we need a health inspector?"
Submitted by Galen Lloyd
Charlottesville, Va.

"Beat it, buddy. We're out of chalk."
Submitted by Paul Snare
University Place, Wash.

"Seven men walked into a bar and died. What's it to ya?"
Submitted by Lisa Peters
Minneapolis, Minn.

I entered...

"Shut the door or my paper customers will blow away!"