This Weeks New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I told you you were yelling,"don't stop" too loud."



Here are the leftovers...


Now do you like the bed more on this side of the room?

I don’t care how drunk college buddy is, he can't sleep on the couch!

Nice try, that’s not gonna get you out of making this baby.

Do you even remember how you got home last night?

We need a safer,"safe" word.





Here are this weeks nominees...




"Tell me you kept the box and receipt."
Submitted by Jae Choe
New York, N.Y.

"Typical client—wants a damn Parthenon on a Stonehenge budget."
Submitted by Karl Kindig
Abingdon, Va.

"Dude, Athena's gonna be pissed."
Submitted by Alan Farkas
Los Angeles, Calif.

I entered...

"We should have just let the aliens finish it."