This Weeks New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Sorry, we ran out of men’s buckets."




Here are the left overs...

It wasn’t easy finding Orthopedic cement shoes.

You’re gonna sleep with the fishes tonight Tommy “Tinny Foot” Jones.

In this economy we have to cut down on our cement use.

We’re trying out some cheaper alternatives to cement. Let us know which foot hits the ground first.

Does that feel better, or do you want to try a size smaller?

Bare in mind cement shoes run a size or two smaller.

Remember your feet are gonna swell with all the bloating and water logging.






Here are this weeks nominees...




"In this economy, you have to let the vacation come to you."
Submitted by Michael Soskis
Cambridge, Mass.

"He's pretty much up for anything."
Submitted by Kevin Kozee
Marietta, Ga.

"He has recreational A.D.D."
Submitted by Mark Kane
Bayside, N.Y.

I entered...

"You haven’t heard of extreme indecisive sports?"