This Weeks New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Sorry, this gavel is bigger than my old one."






Here's the leftovers...

Would the stenographer please read back that last part?

Sorry, I had to go to the bathroom, what’d I miss?

I find in favor of the tornado.






This weeks nominees...



"I want to live at my dad's."
Submitted by Sean Delaney
Stanardsville, Va.

"No, thanks—I only eat them on reality shows."
Submitted by Sean Lee
Brooklyn, N.Y.

"Am I in your dream or are you in mine?"
Submitted by Joe Sherlock
Omaha, Neb.

I entered...

"I ordered that pureed."