What are the three things you couldn't go on living another day without? Here are mine starting with my biggest addiction to my lesser addiction.
Number one.....
Chocolate!!!
I love Chocolate! If I could I eat it all day long I would! I'm a REAL chocoholic. NO KIDDING!
Number two.....
Tivo!!
I love Tivo! Not as much as I love Chocolate, but man I love Tivo. I have so many shows waiting for me to watch! I'm like a TV junkie and Tivo is my dealer. LOL!
Number three.....
Oxycontin!
Otherwise known as "Hillbilly Heroine". Mmmmm, it's good! I know what you're thinking, "Wait a minute, why is this number 3 on the list when it is one of the most addictive, habit forming drugs in the world?" Well, though it is a very addictive drug, the truth is I simply don't like it as much as I like chocolate and Tivo. Case in point, I use Oxycontin maybe six times in a week, but I eat a chocolate bar EVERYDAY! Sometimes TWICE!!!! And I don't even want to tell you how many hours of Tivo I watch in a day, it's just too embarrassing. Honestly, the chocolate thing is a WAY bigger problem for me. If I had to pull my teeth out in order to get chocolate I would, though it wouldn't be hard or painful for me to do thanks to the crystal methamphetamine I use casually on the weekends or at parties (number 6 on my addiction list, after unprotected sex with prostitutes and the wire season 3 on DVD!). My teeth slide out like seeds from a watermelon, (or should I say nuts from a snickers bar, mmmmmm chocolate!) regardless I'd still do whatever I had to in order to get chocolate and that is way further than I'd ever go for any drug.
So whether it's scramble on face book (my number 7 ) or drinking shampoo to get drunk (number 18), just remember it's all relative, and it's all about moderation.
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