This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Your kid is never gonna get into a good college unless he learns to finish what he starts."


Here's the leftovers...


Do you mind buddy? You’re blocking my sun.

Please call for help, we were mugged by a group of adorable six year olds!

Do you mind? You’re standing on my crotch.

When the tide comes in, tell my wife I love her.

Where did you think Giuliani put all the homeless?

You’re really tall.

Whatever you do don’t struggle.

We nominate you to go for help.

It’s too easy, I think he wants you to try to escape so he can hunt you down.