New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"All the cool nightclubs don't have signs."

Leftovers...

Look, American Idol Auditions.

Nominees...

"You call that pushing?"

Submitted by Curtis Williams, 

Los Angeles, Calif.

"It gets easier the second time.

"Submitted by Thomas Stimpson, 

Brooklyn, N.Y.

"Just lean in."

Submitted by Michael Leibman, 

Washington, D.C.

I entered...

"When you're done with that I need you to mow the lawn."

New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Don't worry, it's a common side effect of being dead."

Leftovers...


You're what we call "Skinny Fat".

You've lost weight and gotten taller!






Nominees...

"I wouldn't say 'favorite' animal."
Submitted by David Karlsruher, 

Arlington, Va.

"Mistakes were made."
Submitted by Mary Newell, 

Gainesville, Fla.

"I have trouble saying no."
Submitted by Isaac Cravit, 

Toronto, Ont.
 

I entered...

"You've never supported 'Giraffe Planet'!"

The New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"When you're done with that I need you to mow the lawn."

Leftovers...

I think your diaper needs changing.

You should try Pilates?



Nominees...

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

Submitted by Lawrence Wood, 

Chicago, Ill.

"I come here to brood."

Submitted by Don Symons, 

Santa Barbara, Calif.

"After the kids moved out, the tree house was just too big."

Submitted by Richard Hine, 

New York, N.Y.

I entered...

"With the kids gone, I think it's time we move to a statue's armpit in the city."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"You've never supported 'Giraffe Planet'!"

Leftovers

Do you think I brought enough giraffes?

The worst part is I think they're all guys.

No, I also brought some of those little spiders too!

Show's what you know, they're actually several different types of giraffe!

Well next time I'll build the boat and you can pick the animals!

Well excuse me, I like giraffe meat!




Nominees...

"I'm rebranding."

Submitted by John Meggitt, 

San Francisco, Calif.

"Aye, there'll be baskets of treasure for us upon Easter Island."

Submitted by Bucknell Webb, 

Ossining, N.Y.

"He's a temp."

Submitted by Kim F. Bertucci, 

Gretna, La.

I entered...

"The poops just roll right off."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"With the kids gone, I think it's time we move to a statue's armpit in the city."

Leftovers...

Can't we have something other than eggs?

Made this nest out of old People magazines.

When you're done with the newspaper, I want to line the floor with it.

I sent a care package filled with regurgitated worms.

Maybe it's time we consider renting a smaller nest in the city.

Not so sure it's "Empty Nest Syndrome" we might just be insane. 

Nominees...

"He's been on that same story for hours. I'm beginning to think he can't read."

Submitted by Matt Mutshnick, 

Scarborough, Ont.

"We're gonna need a bigger cat."

Submitted by Jeff Burd, 

Gurnee, Ill.

"Did you just order a hundred cheese pizzas?"

Submitted by Jack Shakely, 

Rancho Mirage, Calif.

I entered...

"It's for him."