New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"For dessert we'll be having the upper half."

Leftovers...

Don't worry, that smell is the cheese.

That concludes tonights dinner theater mystery.

Now you all have a little piece of him inside you.

My condolences to the chef. 

Nominees...

"Backstabbing was already prevalent—we just added a twist."

Submitted by Ron Scheff, 

New York, N.Y.

"Be careful not to overwind—it can cost us overtime."

Submitted by Robert Clark, 

Crystal River, Fla.

"And Bob, here, came to us from a jewelry box."

Submitted by Mary Lorenz, 

Chicago, Ill.

I entered...

"They’re diligent but all they do is email each other cat videos."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"On second thought, let's go back to thinking inside the box."

Leftovers...

Lastly, I want to talk about Casual Friday's.





Nominees...

"Six rounds. Nine lives. You do the math."
Submitted by Tom Leonard, 

Berkeley, Calif. 

"Calm down—I just came to get my things."
Submitted by Amy Crossfield, 

Brooklyn   

"Consider the effect of recoil."
Submitted by Richard B. Peterson, 

Monterey, Calif.

I entered...

"I hope that gun holds more than nine bullets."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"They’re diligent but all they do is email each other cat videos."

Leftovers...

We’re replacing them with younger digital models.

The real savings is on coffee.

When they wind down it looks like Jonestown around here.

This Week's Nominees...

"You both know Jane."
Submitted by Diane Meagh, 

Atlanta, Ga.

"You two have a lot in common: ninety-eight per cent of your DNA and you're both in accounting."
Submitted by Kurt Grevstad, 

Seattle, Wash.

"Harry, Hairy. Hairy, Harry."
Submitted by Chuck Wahrhaftig, 

New York City

I entered...

 "Garry works in our conspiracy department."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"I hope that gun holds more than nine bullets."

Leftovers...

If you shot me, you're going to have to drag me into that hole.

I don't care about squatters rights.




Nominees...

"Damn, I loved that giraffe."

Submitted by Robert J. Robinson,

Kailua, Hawaii   

"It's my extended family."

Submitted by Woody Igou,

Winter Park, Fla.   

"I love her. And she can dunk."

Submitted by Peter M. Smith,

Kitchener, Ont.

I entered...

"Can you believe the hair I had in the Eighties?"