This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

 "Garry works in our conspiracy department."

Leftovers...

 You know Don's a bit of a legend himself in the Sales department.

You two seem to have a lot in common.

Maybe we should have waited to have the wake on November 1st.



This week's nominees...

"You're always cold!"
Submitted by Theresa Ricotta,
Cross River   

"We have to turn back. I forgot my scarf."
Submitted by Candice J. Linn,
Lakewood, Calif.

"Loosen up Ann. I'm not running for President anymore."
Submitted by Dennis Charles Roberts,
Los Angeles, Calif.

I entered...  
"Real bikers don't wear helmets!"

New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Can you believe the hair I had in the Eighties?"

Leftovers...

This is my extended family.

This is my nephew with the basketball scholarship.

Why is there a portrait of Hillary Swank on my desk?

It's an artist's rendition of Milton Berle's penis.




This Week's Nominees...

We'll eventually miss him.
Submitted by Robert A. Rubenfeld,
New York

He never could commit.
Submitted by Carol Sullivan,
Kingston

He had great health insurance.
Submitted by Alan Wiles, 
Silver Creek

I entered...
"Something, something, something, Obama Care, something, something."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

 "Real bikers don't wear helmets!"

The leftovers...

You can't just run out on me in the middle of an argument!

Do you know how to get to Folsom street?

It's illegal to drive with a broken tail light!




This week's nominees...

"He'll be back."
Submitted by Jeffrey C. Kohl, 
Bloomington, Ill.   

"Bad chair day."
Submitted by David Lake,
Washington, D.C.   

"That startles me every time it happens."
Submitted by Michael Goode, 
Canton, N.C.
I entered...
"No more Sweeney Todd soundtrack for you."