This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"I think your husband is having us followed."

Here are the leftovers...

I brought protection.

I told you I had a Private Dick.

Here's this week's nominees...

"Any stiffness?"
Submitted by Ryan Scott Misener

 Tampa, Fla.

"Sorry about the wait."
Submitted by Bob Howard

 Eugene, Ore.

"Any family history with death?" 
Submitted by Stephanie Nilva

New York, N.Y.

I entered...

"Since your last visit it looks like you've lost 21 grams."

New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks The New York Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"I thought they were all down there."

Here are the leftovers...

Oh now he wants health care reform.

Here's this week's nominees...

"Worst internship ever."
Submitted by Mike Tringale, 

Washington, D.C.

"Golden parachute, my ass."
Submitted by George D. Mulligan,

Ardmore, Pa.

"If I go, page 4 of our report goes with me."
Submitted by Robert B. Pierce,

Oberlin, Ohio

I entered...

"I meant let's "figuratively" go out on a ledge."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Since your last visit it looks like you've lost 21 grams."

Here are the leftovers...

Looks like your cholesterol is no longer a problem.

Here are this week's nominees...

"You can tell the judge why you were doing CX in an XXV."
Submitted by Brian Magaña,

Bainbridge Island, Wash.

"No, really. Your chariot awaits."
Submitted by Anne Bruns,

 Manassas, Va.

"I am Spartacab."

Submitted by Alan Farkas, 

Los Angeles, Calif.

I entered... 

"Look, if you left the bar with me you clearly shouldn't be driving."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks The New York Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"I meant let's "figuratively" go out on a ledge."

And this week's nominees...

"The hairs on my chinny chin chin got caught in your damn escalator."

Submitted by Claudia McGoldrickCape

May Court House, N.J.

"Whenever I eat an apple, everyone assumes that I'm dead." Submitted by Bill KesslerLos 

Angeles, Calif.

"Stop sending me spam!"Submitted by Sean Lynch

Brooklyn, N.Y.

I entered...

"Somebody went wee wee wee all over the men's room."