This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"This is the greatest invention in our police force's history."






Here's the leftovers...

These are much better than all those lightbulbs we ate.

Maybe we should just eat our mistakes.



Here's this weeks nominees...






"Honey, there's a sale on scarecrows."
Submitted by Peter Adair
Westminster West, Vt.

"If you do the dishes, I'll dust the crops."
Submitted by Craig MacInnis
Toronto, Ont.

"Well, you were right, dear. It does hide that stain in the carpet."
Submitted by Matthew Giamporcaro
Leesburg, Va.

I entered...

"Can you believe it's been 10 years since we got stuck in this maze?"

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"We'll have to tell the other sewer monsters about this!"






Here are the leftovers...

This is much better than traveling by sewer.

The city has really changed in the last 65 million years.

Did you see Sharks and the City last night?

Thought they didn't allow food on the subway.




Here are this week's nominees...




"O.K., who moved his cheese?"
Submitted by David Lusk
Chesterfield, Mich.

"Quickly—now release the giant cat!"
Submitted by Curt Horvath
Wilmette, Ill.

"Head for the maze!"
Submitted by Curtis McClurkin
New Bedford, Mass.

I entered...
"It works! Ship it to the NFL!"

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Can you believe it's been 10 years since we got stuck in this maze?"





Here are the leftovers...

Does our carpet look too corny?

We have to shampoo the carpet.

If you build it they will lounge.

This isn't what I thought you meant when you said you were getting corn rows.

Field of Attainable Goals.


Here are this week's nominees....





"I'm gonna go ahead and reheat last night's casserole."
Submitted by Kathryn Willingham
New York, N.Y.

"Let me know if the massacre is running late."
Submitted by George Gerding
Portland, Ore.

"It's just crabgrass, dear."
Submitted by Noel Hager
Albuquerque, N.M.

I entered...

"Have fun fishing."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"It works! Ship it to the NFL!"




Here are this week's nominees....




"Who has the time anymore? Now it just sits there, gathering dust."
Submitted by James Clements
Culpeper, Va.

"When we drink wines from Spain, we replace it with the rack."
Submitted by Andy Van Horn
Orinda, Calif.

"It's been in the family since 1789."
Submitted by Susan G. Thompson
Woodbridge, Va.

I entered...

Anyone want cake?