this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"On second thought let's put the pool by the tree."




Here's the leftovers...


Nasa wants this moon landing to look perfect.

Do you remember the last time you saw your cars key?

I said giant squares!





Here's this week's nominees...



"Didn't you retire ages ago?"
Submitted by Connor Ryan
Salem, Mass.

"Let's walk him and pitch to the bishop."
Submitted by Dov Cohen
Champaign, Ill.

"Surely you joust."
Submitted by Marianne Baker
Deception Pass, Wash.

I entered...

"These "throwback" uniforms have gone too far".

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"So that's what life would've been like if I'd gotten that perm."





Here's this week's nominees...



"First off, I'd like to apologize for the change in venue."
Submitted by Joan Mitchell
Arrington, Tenn.

"Let's stay positive. Who would like to start with what went right?"
Submitted by Jerry Franklin
Caledonia, Ill.

"Miriam, I pulled a lot of strings to get you in this meeting."
Submitted by Laurence K. Marks
Highland Park, Ill.


I entered...
"We've been acquired by Big Keith in cell block 2."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"These "throwback" uniforms have gone too far".











"Part of me thinks you should be seeing a veterinarian."
Submitted by Ronald McLeod
Nichols Hills, Okla.

"So you say you're only half the man you used to be?"
Submitted by Ron Eland
Waikoloa, Hawaii

"Frankly, your life sounds quite wonderful."
Submitted by Lisa Andrews
Brooklyn, N.Y.

I entered...

"Why do you feel your wife is always riding you?"