This week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"That’s not the type of dancer we’re looking for."








Here's the leftovers

You really should tip the Ballet parking attendant.



Here's the nominees...



"I think we made a wrong turn at puberty."
Submitted by David Baucus
Louisville, Ky.

"More legroom than I would have guessed."
Submitted by Bruce Cole
Wichita, Kans.

"I'm pregnant."
Submitted by Pete Gagliano
Chicago, Ill.

I entered...

"I think it's time to give up on reverse psychology."