This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I don’t care if you are a walrus, start acting like a manatee!"




Here are the leftovers...

Oh, stop your blubbering.



Here's this weeks nominees...





"This is the last time I park on this side of town!"
Submitted by Michael Wagner
Glendale, Wis.

"I knew I should have had that alarm installed when I got you."
Submitted by James Novaco
Naugatuck, Conn.

"Sorry, boy, but you know how it is with them peel 'n' eat shrimp."
Submitted by Andrew Jeske
Hartsdale, N.Y.


I entered...
"Good news! I won your skin back."