This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Good news! I won your skin back."



Here are the leftovers...

At least they didn't steal the radio.

God, how long have I been in there?

Let's meet up with the other three cowboys of the Apocalypse.

They got to get clocks in that saloon.








Here's this weeks nominees...




“Your availability comes off as desperation.”
Submitted by Shivonna Randazzo
Brooklyn, N.Y.

“You don't need to whisper—they're made of wax.”
Submitted by Sean Farrell
Los Angeles, Calif.

“What makes you think we found your cat story boring?”
Submitted by Lynn Tudor
New York, N.Y.

I entered...

"Would you like to tweet a prayer?"

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"I guess donkey burgers are an acquired taste."



Here's the leftovers...

Don't worry, you can always move back home with us.







Here are this weeks nominees...



"Her testosterone levels are through the roof."
Submitted by Doug Loynes
Dublin, Ohio

"I'm afraid he's started refusing all conditioners."
Submitted by Thomas van Geel
Natick, Mass.

"We were as shocked as you were that you’re a donor match."
Submitted by Annette Gasparon
Secane, Pa.

I entered...

"Your mother's rejecting the Estrogen."

Bettered!

Here's a fun thing... Next time you see a homemade sign at a local store, design a better version using as many of the original elements as possible. Send it to the store, tape it over the original, or email it to me and I'll "Better" it for you, and then you can proudly call out, "BOOM! You just got BETTERED!"

This is the sign that gave me the idea for "Bettered. Michele took this picture in the bathroom of our 2nd favorite Indian restaurants in Marin...



Boom! you just got BETTERED!

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Would you like to tweet a prayer?"





Here are the leftovers...


Sure is nice to have dinner with friends.

The family that ignores each other together, stay together.

These are my closest friends, we’ve known of each other for years.

Best family reunion ever!

Your brother just IM’d you a question!

I'm so glad they don't allow smoking in restaurants anymore, it's so obnoxious.







Here's this weeks nominees...





"If you think this is annoying, just wait. In a few miles, they switch to binary."
Submitted by Kelly Ferguson
Los Osos, Calif.

"I heard they're part of a failed Italian space program."
Submitted by Melissa Guensler
Fredericksburg, Texas

"You know, a drive in this old open roadster sure does turn back the clock!"
Submitted by Dennis Sayers
Columbus, Ohio

I entered...

"They really need to update the speed limit around here."

This Weeks New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Your mother's rejecting the Estrogen."







Here's the leftovers...

He's devolved quite a bit.

Good news, Robin Williams woke up from his coma.






Here's this week's nominees...




“O.K., counsellor, we heard your argument. Now tell us a story.”
Submitted by Fred Orelove
Richmond, Va.

“Five to four of us would like you to get the lights on your way out.”
Submitted by Robert Shay
Columbia, Mo.

“How long have you been standing there?”
Submitted by Evan Carrison
Chicago, Ill.


I entered...


"The court rests."

F.U. Money

What would you do if you had so much money that you could say a big old "F U" to the world? This is what I would do...

I'd buy a private plane and I'd call it, "The I Dare You God..."


That's right, as my hours cheating physics increased, so would my insurance that I am an unstoppable force in the universe, more powerful, more intelligent, and more famous then all things, including god...



Take that "God"! If that is your real name...




And if that doesn't kill me, I'm buying an experimental aircraft and calling it, " The Double or Nothing."