This Weeks New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I ordered that pureed."





Here are the leftovers...



Mom, is it true that I’m adopted?

Is there a hair on that worm?

Aren’t you at least going to chew that up and barf it in my mouth?

You’re late, give back the worm!


Here are this weeks nominees...




"We really need to revisit our immigration policy."
Submitted by Robert Marinai
Oakland, Calif.

"Ah, the innocence of youth."
Submitted by Steve Rappaport
Brooklyn, N.Y.

"Guess who's getting voted off the island."
Submitted by Michael Vorenberg
Barrington, R.I.

I entered...

"Why no long face?"