"I can’t believe you’re leaving me with the kids!"
Here's the leftovers...
What got your goat!
Fine leave, but don’t come crawling back to me when you want more cheese!
Would this be a bad time to tell you that I’m thinking of getting another goat.
Are you leaving because of all the goats we have that eat all our furniture?
Oh sure, blame the goats for everything!
Here is this weeks nominees...
"Relax, she prefers dachshunds."
Submitted by Chas Kikel
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
"Let's just say it attracts a more interesting type of woman."
Submitted by Rosi Kaufman
Praire Village, Kans.
"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."
Submitted by Samantha Church
Chicago, Ill.
I entered...
"He curls up at my feet at the end of each day and tries to squeeze the life out of me."
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They may have eaten you out of house and home, but I'm not kidding about staying put.
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