"Actually, it was a tandem jump. Mind if I look for something in your backyard?"
Here are some I didn't use.
Well I thought this WAS a pretty exciting marriage proposal.
Mom, you weren’t looking! Okay, I’ll do it one more time.
My doctor says extreme base jumping is a better cardio workout than jogging.
May I borrow your phone I’d like to report an eventual plane crash.
I was just in the neighborhood and I thought I’d drop by.
Sorry I’m late. I couldn’t get a direct flight.
Excuse me, do you know how to get to Yankee Stadium?
Hi my name is Crazy Larry and I’m running for Daredevil in your district.
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I think the oyp (one you picked) is good along with the direct flight one.
"I ride a motorcycle, but I still wanna get really bad gas mileage"
That's a good one. Did you see they picked the same caption I wrote for last weeks, but by someone else. He must have entered it earlier than within the first hour it was posted. DAMN you New Yorker Caption Contest!
Chuck, those are great! I like the last one the best. Enter it, I think this one is going for two weeks.
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